Due to the overwhelming response from my avid readers, I have decided to revive a 7th grade project. We had to write How-To speeches. Now I will write How-To blog posts. Up first: "How To Swim," That's right, boys and girls stuck between concrete buildings of inner-city wastelands. Here on this blog you will soon get step-by-step instructions on how to swim. I'm thinking freestyle, 25 yards, without dying is a qualified success. So look forward to it because swimming is one of the finest activities available to mankind. We are terrestrial animals who can slip into a speedo and enjoy an extensive amount of time underwater. I wouldn't want anyone to miss that experience for lack of instruction and know-how.
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